1. Have meal from your childhood. I suggest a meal of Spaghettios and Orange Kool-Aid, with Otter Pops for dessert.

Look out Little Orphan Orange, that Sir Isaac Lime is a pedophile!

2. Get a huge BoomBox, put it by your ear, and blast Duran Duran while playing. Come on, everyone who was mondo hip used to do it.

If the California Raisins do it, it must be cool!

3. Wear some clothes from Back then. Remember those k-rad Generra Hypercolour shirts, and the leg warmers. Put them on, and you'll feel 8 again.

Here, blow on my shirt!

4. Trade Garbage Pail Kids cards with your friends. To add even more authenticity, pretend you must sneak the cards in and out of your house because your parent don't allow them.

I'll trade you my Holly Wood for your No Way Jose.
 

If you have any other ideas, suggestion or questions, or if you just want to tell me I suck, send your mail to the mailbag.